It looks like all the years of playing with LEGO might finally pay off. Unfortunately, I'm married and even though Christy Mack is a babe I wouldn't put my dick within 20 yards of her. Turns out not only is Christy Mack one of the biggest porn stars in the game right now she's also a huge LEGO fan. Awesome!! Last week she offered her Twitter fans a once in a lifetime opportunity, get your knob slobbed by a real bonafied porn star. All you have to do is wow her with your LEGO skills.
"Whoever builds me the best LEGO creation to put in my house gets a blowjob"
That sound you hear is a thousand nerds dumping over their bins of mismatched LEGO pieces in hopes of finally touching a girl. She didn't give many specifics about the contest. Just design something that looks kick ass and maybe she'll make it the centerpiece of her porn palace. The tweet created a lot of buzz and some people were calling this a genius marketing ploy but Mack set the record straight and called it like it is,
"People are calling this "brilliant self marketing". I'm calling it "I'm just a whore that likes LEGO".
Fair enough. So get out your best LEGO set and get to work. There aren't a lot specifics about the contest either. Like will she cover air fare if the winner lives across the country? Do you get to touch Christy Mack during your winning BJ? Does she want a set or something original? The people must know!! Check out Gizmodo for the official tweets and the rest of the story
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