The CIA Doesn't Know Where Tupac Is

To celebrate their one month Twitter anniversary the CIA, yes that CIA, had a Q&A session yesterday. They promised to answer the 5 most asked questions and give honest answers and apparently one of the top 5 questions they get is Where is Tupac? They reassured the general public that they DO NOT know where Tupac is. Yeah right. Also, in case you're wondering the CIA is hiring and no, they don't know your Twitter password. The Tupac question is most likely based on rumors that Tupac didn't really die back in 1996 and is hanging out in some secret location recording new music. So sleep well tonight knowing that the CIA isn't in cahoots with Tupac. Or are they?
See the Q&A here

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