Teen Rubs His Balls On Pizza

Anybody who's ever worked in the food industry knows that there's always that one asshole who comes in 2 minutes before the restaurant closes. Sure, it's a pain in the ass and a giant inconvenience but you work in the service industry and have to provide for your customers. Rubbing your junk all over the food doesn't count unless you're this kid.
A customer at Papa Murphy's Pizza in Georgetown, TX got more than he payed for earlier this month when he called in an order minutes before closing time. When the customer, Brent Bradley, showed up to get his pie he spotted 18yr. old Austin Symonds drag his testicles across the pizza before putting it in the box.  Bradley confronted the teen and he immediately admitted to the disgusting act saying that he was old enough to know better and made a poor decision. Police got involved since food tampering is a second degree felony and the detective said the sickest part is that Symonds would have given Bradley the pizza had he not been spotted tea bagging it. Detective Chris Brown stated in the report,
“substances such as fecal matter can be transferred by sweat to the scrotum and could have transferred to the pizza when Symonds rubbed his scrotum on the pizza.” 

BARF!!! However, considering Bradley ordered pineapple on his pizza a little dick sweat and a few dingle berries might have been an improvement. The 18yr. old was charged with tampering with a consumer product and posted bail shortly after his arrest. The head of Papa Murphy's franchise has made a statement saying the teen was fired from the Texas location.
The Smoking Gun has the story

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