I Think I'm Going to Puke

Apparently somewhere in Seattle there's a giant wall of used gum. When people are done chewing they take the wad of gum and stick it to this wall that has, over the years, become some sort of weird attraction. Of course, there's one asshole who has to do the unthinkable and lick the entire thing. I won't ruin the end for you but it's safe to say I'm trying not to barf all over my keyboard right now.