Porn: Uniting the World

A couple of local Afghan kids are hanging out with the British Royal Marines and they get their first taste of softcore porn courtesy of an FHM spread of Jenna Jamison. Just like any group of young men they start fighting over who gets to look at it first and at the end it seems like they want to either buy or keep it. We need to start dropping old back issues of Hustler on ISIS and shut things down for at least a day or two while they retire to their bunks.