The Greatest News EVER!!!!

With marijuana legalization sweeping the nation it's only a matter of time before we start to see it get integrated into everyday society. For example, KFC figured they would combine America's love of fried chicken with that sweet sticky green. As of last month KFC franchises in Colorado were cleared to start selling marijuana inside of it's restaurants. HOLY SHIT!!! This is like some kind of stoner dream come true!
With retailers earning over a million dollars annually KFC figured it was a no brainer to start adding pot dispensaries to their KFC locations in Colorado,
“In order to be successful, a deep understanding of the market is critical to success,” says KFC spokesperson William Rausch. “It’s all about evolution and we are ready to serve the needs of the people of Colorado.”

God damn right!! There wasn't been an exact date given when pot will be available along side a 12 piece bucket but I'm sure it won't be long. KFC isn't going to drag their feet when it comes to racking in the money. When it does happen though pot can be purchased by anyone 21 and up with a photo ID. Colorado residents will be able to buy an ounce at a time while out of towners are capped at a quarter. All transactions must be cash and prices for an ounce start around $200. Not bad at all. Of course, KFC isn't going to miss out on the opportunity to introduce some new menu items to their stoney friends. They will be announcing new items such as the Smashed Potatoes, Macaroni Munchies, and Bong Time Biscuits. All of which will be made with marijuana butter that can be bought inside the restaurants. It's a great time to be alive and high.
The Racket Report has the story

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