Ancient Dildo Discovered

A crew of archaeologists made an odd discover while excavating a site in Poland last week. The crew was working at an old school of swordsmanship in Gdansk, Poland when they came across an 8-inch dildo. It wasn't what they were looking for but it made for a fun find. The crew found the ancient sex toy beneath what they believed to be the bathroom of the school and they believe that it was most likely dropped in to one of the latrines,

"It is quite thick and rather large, made of leather and filled with bristles, and has a wooden tip that has preserved in excellent condition. It was probably dropped by someone in the toilet."

Leather, filled with bristles, and a wooden head? That sounds pretty brutal. Sounds like something that would be used for torture not pleasure but I guess in those days you had to work with what was available. The dig crew is guessing that the dildo dates back to the 18th century and could be over 300 years old. They've turned over the dong to a museum and they will try to clean it up and put it on display so others can see how good vaginas have it these days. This isn't the first time archaeologists have dug up ancient sex toys. Digs have turned up devices used for sexual pleasure dating back to the Palaeolithic age. 
Mirror UK has the story