11.16.2015

Man Caught Masturbating In Costume Shop


One of the best parts about Halloween is seeing what all the women are going to dress up as. Some take the modest route and go with something traditional and others take the slutty route. It seems like any costume you can imagine now has a slutty version. Slutty nurse, slutty pirate, slutty super hero and the list goes on. Sure it's low hanging fruit and just another reason to wear minimal clothing but it doesn't mean me and every other straight male can't look and say, "Nice." Some people want to do more than just look though, turns out some guys like to look and.......touch themselves. Weird.
Nigel Smith, 36, from Portland, OR couldn't control himself while browsing the local costume shop when he became overwhelmed by all the slutty costumes and the pictures on the packaging. An employee at the store told police she and a customer saw Smith's exposed genitals and that he was "whacking off"  in the aisles as he ogled the girls on the packages. A male employee tried to stop Smith from leaving the store but Smith tried to shove his way out the door. The male employee tackled Smith to the floor and Smith then bit the employee.
When the arresting officer arrived on the scene 3 men were holding Smith down on the pavement out in front of the store. Officer Bigoni said that Smith had a noticeable wet spot on the front of his sweat pants where his genitals would be. Smith told the officer that it was sweat. The costume creeper was charged with public indecency and assault. He's free on bond and awaiting his court date. This isn't the first time Nigel Smith took his dick out in public, records show that he was arrested in 2010 for public indecency. Sounds like he needs to work on keeping it his pants.
The Smoking Gun has the story

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