Homeless Ho's & Irish Whiskey

I know the first thing I want to do when I wake up on Sunday morning is go out and get loaded and have sex with a homeless woman. Truth be told that's more of a Wednesday activity, but I'm flexible.
A Sandusky, OH man had to give his wife the most awkward explanation ever this past weekend. Police report that the man had left his house at 730am to get cigarettes. Cops later found the man in a parked car half naked with a homeless prostitute and a number of open containers.
The homeless woman said the man picked her up at a nearby homeless shelter and later exposed himself in the car and one thing led to another. Cops charged the pair with public indecency and the man also got an open container ticket. And if there's one thing this story tells us it's that apparently the woman are pretty loose down at the homeless shelter in Sandusky, OH.
Sandusky Register has the full story