Love = Drunk Stranger in Your Bed

Nothing beats coming home after a long day and just relaxing in bed. Get your PJs on, maybe a glass of Merlot, and don't forget the most important part, a drunk strange man in your bed.
County Police in North Carolina received a call from Amber Prez saying that she found a drunk man sleeping in her bed. Police arrived on the scene and arrested 20yr. old Matthew Ragland, pictured above, and charged him with breaking/entering and resist/delay/obstructing a law enforcement officer. Officers on the scene said Ragland was belligerent and had to be taken to a hospital because of his "gross intoxication". Police were able to put together Ragland's night before they found him in Prez's home. He and a were out drinking when Ragland puked in his friends ride, while the friend stopped to clean the car Ragland got out and disappeared into the night. I just hope one day that I can get drunk enough to be described as "gross intoxication". I mean I've heard of blacking out but this sounds like some next level shit.
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