Police in Boulder,CO are on the look-out for a vagrant covered in poop and wearing sweat pants. Cops were called to a yoga festival after a woman spotted a man down inside the portable toilet. She heard him rustling around, couldn't believe what she saw and called a festival worker in to examine it as well. Turns out the woman wasn't nuts, the worker noticed the man too, who was covering himself with a tarp. The employee stepped out and within minutes the shit monster came blowing out of the toilet and took off running. No one gave chase because the man was covered in shit. Witnesses say the man is a vagrant from the area named "Sky". Police say the man is in his 20's, very tall, and most likely smells like 14 kinds of ass.
Yahoo News has the story
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