Just Another Crappy Day on the Job

I don't care what you say but being a cop is one of the hardest jobs there is. Not only do you risk being killed but you have to deal with an endless parade of assholes and scumbags. This story would fall to the latter.
Police in Northern Florida got reports of a man trespassing on park property earlier this week. When officers arrived they noticed the man wanderig the park after he had been told to stay out by the same officer responding. The officer approached the man and told him to surrender. When the man wouldn't the cop tried to take him by force, grabbing the mans arm to put behind his back. The man quickly took his arm back and the officer stepped away and pulled out this taser. He told the man to stop resisting and put his hands behind his back. As per the police report:

'I can't put my hands behind my back because I'm making a bowel movement.'
The man then turned around, placed both hands behind his back, inserted his left hand into his shorts, and then removed it. After the man removed his hand from his shorts, he displayed it briefly and I noticed he had fecal material on it.

The man was taken into custody with a load still fresh in his pants. He was later charged with

trespassing and resisting arrest without violence. His court date is Aug. 16, hopefully he doesn't pull the stink palm on the judge.

NWF Daily has the report