Really!?!?

You can't make up stories like this and I felt better after my first suspicion was confirmed. I thought, this has to be from a 3rd would country and it is, not sure if that makes it any less weird but it it just fits.
A South African man was arrested at his home in Madidi village near Klippan after his wife and son heard a goat screaming in pain. The mans wife found him raping the family goat and contacted police. The man has already appeared in court on beastiality charges and is being held until his next trial. I mean, really? Who fucks a goat? Come on!!

Bulawayo24 has the story