Fat Rolls = Hiding Spot

Any good cop should know the first place you check for weapons is under someones fat rolls. If it's not up their ass it's got to be under the gut.
Two Florida Sheriff's deputies are under internal investigation for allowing an inmate to bring a gun into a jail. Dennis Campbell and Robert Speakman were the officers on duty Sept. 8 when 18-year-old Stoney Mathis was arrested for a traffic stop and booked at Okaloosa County Jail. Mathis is a big boy with a large gut that hangs over his belt. He was booked and released the next day but when his cell was searched a hand gun turned up under a roll of toilet paper.
Officers Campbell and Speakman said they searched Mathis twice, once at the scene and again when he was booked. Officials went back and reviewed the surveillance footage and Mathis can be seen taking something from his enormous waist band once he's placed in his cell.
Upon further review they noticed that he had the weapon concealed under his big belly and had managed to keep it there the whole time. What a crafty, fat bastard!
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