Highway Masturbator

There must be something in the water down in Florida recently because they are turning out the hits these last few days. First the zombie-face-eating attack and now this, a masturbating drunk lady on the highway. Unfortunately, if you happened to drive by and see this woman naked chances are you'll never be the same again.
Police picked up a rough looking 35yr. old Ashley Horton after witnesses say she jammed up traffic for 30 minutes with her one woman show. Drivers were even making U-turns to get a second look. She was picked up on the side of the 484 in Ocala, FL last week. When officers arrived Holton went one step further and exposed her breast and bit one of the cops when they tried to put her pants back on. She told the officer not to worry though, the bite was just a "love tap". Holton was booked on charges of exposure of sexual organs, battery on a law enforcement officer, resisting an officer and disorderly conduct. The last one comes after she was booked in the jail and continued to expose her vagina and was telling the officers to kiss her
"down there". Classy lady this one. Reports say that alcohol may have been a factor in the incident.
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