Heat Seeking Dick Slap Missle

I've never been this turned off while listening to two women talking about sex. These ladies are on some kind of public access show talking about "that good dick" and the host goes in to a story about her friend who slapped her man cause the "dick" was so good. She then goes on to talk about how "dick will make you pull a gun and shoot somebody in the damn face....". Her co-host doesn't seem convinced, she ate the last one she was with......