One of the best things about going to Wal-Mart isn't the low prices or their kick ass toy section but the gallery of functioning retards that populate the store at any given hour of the day. Sure, there's normal people who do their shopping there but they always seem to be outnumbered by members of the white trash army. If you're lucky enough you might run in to this guy.
Police in Brooksville, FL say a homeless man took a drunk joyride through a local Wal-mart with one of those motorized scooters you can find next to the carts. I thought those were reserved for the morbidly obese? According to the report, officers were called after Timothy Carr hijacked the scooter and a bottle of booze off the shelf. Carr was seen joy riding around the store smashing into displays and breaking merchandise. When police arrived they were able to chase down Carr and his fat scooter, he told them he didn't have any money and that's why he stole the booze. As far as the scooter ride, he offered no explanation. I'm guessing he was bored. Carr was charged with disorderly intoxication and felony retail theft. The theft charge was bumped up to a felony due to 2 other prior convictions.
WPTV has the full story
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