3.14.2013

XBox or Sex?


Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn for Xbox. Let this be a lesson to all you gamer's out there, don't ignore your girlfriend or next thing you know she'll be arrested half naked behind a dumpster at the local mini mart.
A few weeks ago in Lansford, PA a lovers quarrel turned ugly when a girlfriend felt ignored by her Xbox playing boyfriend. The girlfriend did what most anyone would do in this case, beat the shit out of her man.
Officers were dispatched to a local convenience store after a call about a woman beating a man outside the store. When the officer arrived he saw 24yr. old Heather Hayes standing behind a dumpster naked from the waist down. The fight began at their home and ended up at the mini mart after the boyfriend fled the house in fear. He ran down the street to use the payphone but Hayes was right behind him screaming and yelling with her bare ass hanging out. The beating continued inside the store until the clerk called 911 and Hayes took off running. She was arrested and taken down to the station for questioning, the first question being, why aren't you wearing any pants?
Hayes was sick of all her boyfriends attention going to the Xbox so she told him, whether you like it or not, we're having sex. The argument turned physical when Hayes started hitting her boyfriend in the head, biting his arm, and topped it off by grabbing on to his testicles and twisting them. The boyfriend ran from the house and the pair ended up at the convenience store. She told the officer she was naked from the waist down because she was anticipating sex but it never happened. I guess she was so pissed off she left the house without putting on her pants. Officers found wounds on the boyfriend that were consistent with the assault story and Hayes was charged with indecent exposure, simple assault, open lewdness, and harassment.
TN Online has the full story 

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