I've always wondered when you're paying a hooker with McDonald's what meal do you order. Do you go with the Filet of Fish? Or is that more of a Double Quarter Pounder with cheese type of occasion? Just ask this dude, he's an old pro.
A New Mexico man was arrested last week after police followed him out of an area in Albuquerque that is known for prostitution. Police reports say officers witnessed 58yr. old Donald Jones pick up a suspected hooker then take her to the drive-thru lane at a nearby McDonald's. The fun didn't end at the ball pit either. Police followed Jones to a park and witnessed him and the woman engage in sexual activity and when they approached the vehicle they caught the pair red handed. When confronted they found the hooker with her pants around her ankles and when she was questioned she told officers that she exchanged sex for an extra value meal. She told officers she agreed to sex with Jones as long as he stopped for something to eat first and that would count as payment. Jones didn't deny the story. Arresting officers also found prescription narcotics in the car belonging to Jones and he was charged with possession of dangerous drugs.
No word on whether or not she got fries with that.
KOB4 has the story
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