5.07.2013

A Drunken Night of Testicle Terror


The lovely young couple pictured above might be better off calling it quits. Seems the two of them just can't get along and if the boyfriend wants to keep his nuts in tact he better find his lovin' somewhere else.
Police in Spartanburg, SC where called to a residence after a drunken spat turned ugly and one man almost lost his testicles. The boyfriend, 31yr. old Nicholas Bailey, came home drunk and it didn't sit well with his girlfriend. The girlfriend, 26yr. old Sabrina Morton had apparently given her man shit for coming home drunk and he decided to go cool off by lying down in the shower. The fight spilled into the bathroom and got violent. According to the police reports Morton confronted Bailey and a shoving match broke out. Morton told police that's when her boyfriend grabbed her by the hair and tore a chunk out. Not to be outdone she attacked her naked boyfriend and grabbed him by the testicles which caused lacerations and bleeding. OUCH!!! When police arrived on the scene they found a naked Bailey sitting on the couch bleeding from his ball bag. The EMS was called in and they treated Bailey's wounds. The pair was charged with domestic violence and taken down to the local county jail where they were released after posting bond.
The Smoking Gun has the story

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