Charles Bronson's "Mandom" Cologne Commercial

Before there was that little bitch Chuck Norris there was the real American bad ass mofo, Charles Bronson. True fact, Charles Bronson once gave a hand job to a manta ray. Did you know that if you drop a record needle on Bronson's nipple it plays The Beach Boys 'Pet Sounds'. See, Bronson is the fucking man!!!! Or did you know that Bronson used to have his own line of cologne? Chuck Norris never came out with his own cologne. That's because that privilege is reserved for real men like Charlie B. I mean shit, just look at the name, Mandom.

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