Woman Calls 911 Because Cop Won't Have Sex With Her

Police in Punta Gorda, FL got a first the other day when a woman called 911 to report an arresting officer wouldn't have sex with her. Maria Montenez-Colon, 58, had originally called police to complain about a car sale she did with her step-son. Montenez-Colon told the dispatcher that she had changed her mind about the transaction of a Corvette and wanted it back. The 911 operator sent an officer out to her house in hopes of settling the family feud. Turns out the cop got more than he bargained for. The police reports stated that the Miss Colon was extremely intoxicated and seemed more interested in hitting on the officer than getting her Corvette back from her step-son. Right off the bat Montenez-Colon told the officer that she thought he was sexy and wanted to know if he was married. From there she didn't hold back, telling the cop that she hadn't been penetrated in years and was very horny. The cop tried to get back to the topic at hand but Miss Colon could only think about one thing. The officer asked her about the car and what he could do, her response,
"you could fuck me." Alrighty then!
The cop realized that the whole situation was going no where and decided to leave. He handed Miss Colon a card and told her if she wanted to talk about the car he could give her a call and not to misuse the 911 system. She had other things on her sex starved mind. About an hour later she called 911 back to complain about the officer being rude. The original officer along with a second officer returned to Miss Colon's home to have a little talk.
According to the police report, she told the second officer that the first cop was "a perfect gentleman, but when I asked him to [expletive] me, he turned me down so that made me angry."
The first officer asked if she remembered their earlier conversation about misusing 911, to which she allegedly replied, "I do, but how else am I going to get you to [expletive] me?".
Montenez-Colon was charged with misuse of 911 and booked into county jail.
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