Did That Nun Just Steal Beer?

So this is security footage from a convenient store in France showing a nun casually strolling to the back coolers and filling her habit with a few tall boys. I'm guessing the local church ran out of wine, which is strange, I think they could just pray for more. Either way, this nun just fast tracked herself right into the gates of hell. It's right there in the 10 Commandments lady, thou shalt not steal. I don't know how the church handles these things either. Do they suspend her from nunning or do they just fire her? Can you fire a nun? I think her punishment should be that she has to go out and sleep with a bunch of dudes while on a 3 day meth binge. Or maybe they can get biblical with her, ya know, an eye for an eye, and chop one of her hands off.

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